just a person }{ plot with johnny?!

[johnny c.]

"Dear Die-ary..."

"I've been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life!"

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ahh yes, meet johnny; your friendly neighborhood serial killer. he's not one of the normal criminals you might see on your crime-show dramas, however. he'll never, ever get caught. that's nearly a superpower for him. despite the fact that he's hideously insane, a lot of his nonesense babble can actually be quite amusing. such as when he claims to have seen hell's spice rack, the ghost of a goat, or says that his knives are begging for sunny d. on the other hand, he can have surprising moments of lucidity and sanity (often interupted with bouts of nonsense) and speak about things on an intelligent and nearly philosophical level. he kills both because he feels that he needs to or merely for the hell of it. either way, it's obvious. he's a maniac.

friends
"Just because we've similar interests does not guarantee you're going to like me!"

without much to explain here, johnny doesn't have any of these- perhaps with scarce exceptions. he can be cheerful and friendly, if someone can catch him in the right mood, while he's briefly sane, or just be damn lucky. if you happen to be able to put up with his crazy remarks and get him in a mood where he is not particularly angry or depressed, you might actually be able to strike up a pleasant conversation with him. and it would probably be a good thing to be on his 'good side'.

enemies
"You know that feeling you get? The one where you just know you're going to projectile vomit out of every orifice? I feel that right now. I want you away. Leave me to my vomit."

despite the sheer number of murders johnny may have committed, he actually doesn't consider many individual people his enemies. just humanity as a whole, really. with the exception of those sick rapists or pedophiles. they disgust him to no end. if possible, he makes their murders even more violent and brutal than the normal ones he committs. all in all, unless you really manage to piss him off, he probably won't consider you an 'enemy'.

"Um, well, you better get going.
It's Tuesday, and you know what that means!
U.F.O's!"

[machiavelli rousseau]

I feel that Machiavelli wouldn't necessarily find him a friend, but rather a point of interest in her life. She wouldn't abhor him, nor support his actions per say. She would just love to watch him and his mind work.

[johnny c.]

I think Johnny would actually find her quite interesting as well- seeing as she has had quite the experience of her own. :] She'd probably be one of the few people he could talk to and actually understand when he has his bouts of clarity, as well as put up with when he's not. xD

[machiavelli rousseau]

This seems to be a fantastic venture that we are discussing. However, because we are switiching over host soon, i don't know how wise it would be to start a thread now, only to have to almost start over within the next couple days. The decision is yours